Ax Mrs. Chicken Pants

Dear Mrs. Chicken Pants:
Should I stop playing badminton or live with the guilt?

-Stalwart

Mrs. Chicken Pants Response:
While Mrs. Chicken pants does not condone any sport which entails hitting little birdies with a racket, Mrs. Chicken Pants is an advocate of exercise and feels you should continue with your "sport" if the alternative is sloth. However, you should continue to feel guilty as hell!!!


Dear Mrs. Chicken Pants:
In Poultrygeist, is it safe to step into the light?

-Du4jay

Mrs. Chicken Pants Response:
Mrs. Chicken pants suggests you watch the damn movie to find out. No spoilers here folks:)


Dear Mrs. Chiken Pants:
Bob Dylan is my hero. How can I make my voice sound more like his when I sing?
Fondly,

-Lucius Barnswallow McFinster

Mrs. Chicken Pants Response:
Mrs. Chicken Pants would suggest that you take up smoking, again, and drink plenty of whiskey...Before you attempt singing!!! This should give you a basic platform to begin with.
P.S. Mrs. Chicken Pants hopes you are no longer "scared shitless"...you gave us all a scare.

Mrs. Chicken Pants would like to take this opportunity to introduce the 'bubers to her new beau. A hansome devil named Speedo Shades Waterfowl...



He has helped fend off unwanted advances from roosters and Mrs. Chicken Pants thinks he is the Cats Meow!


Please leave questions for Mrs. Chicken Pants in the Comments section of this post.


As always, Mrs. Chicken Pants is very busy eating bugs and fending off unwanted advances from single Roosters but she has assured me that she will be able to find the time to answer questions at least once a week.