Ax Mrs. Chicken Pant

I am sorry to report to the 'bubbers that Mrs. Chicken Pants has flown the coup with one Mr. Speedo Shades Waterfowl. They are currently vacationing in the Dry Tortugas on there way to Venezuela!
Mrs. Chicken Pants asks for your understanding, after all it is an affair of the heart! She has stated that she would hope that questions would still be left in the comments portion of this post and she will answer all when she returns.
As of now it seems that Mrs. Chicken Pants will be back after Christmas unless Mr. Speedo Shades Waterfowl pisses her off...then she will return earlier.

Note: Mrs. Chicken Pants tends to gets bored of her lovers after about 2 months. Yes it is a pattern!