Maine: The Butt of Jokes This Christmas...

I hate Maine. Main(e)ly because I got a speeding ticket up there in September ($225 for going 85 in a 65*). And now this! The Maine Bureau of Liquor Enforcement is banning Santa's Butt Winter Porter because it deems the label undignified and improper! As far as I'm concerned the state of Maine is infringing on free speech rights. I urge you all to boycott Maine's products. I for one will no longer be ordering the spicy lobster maki at the cafeteria at work anymore. And I've told my wife she has to return that snowfield fleece jacket she recently bought from L.L. Bean.

*And no, the baby was not in the car. I was driving up to New Brunswick with my Dad to do some fly fishing. Incidentally, have you seen this video on Google? The quality of the YouTube version was pretty bad.