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Monday, December 11, 2006

Merry Kwaanza you Infidel Judeo/Christian Scumbags


In the spirit of the peace of the season, please accept our warmest wishes for a fatwa filled Holiday season. Please visit your nearest shopping mall on December 23rd at approximately 4 :00 PM.
Thank you.
Yassir Ahmin Koranski

2 Comments:

Blogger Slag said...

Koranski - now we have polish muslim terrorists?

Wait I've heard of him, he's the polish terrorist suicide hijacker with 48 successful missions.

December 11, 2006  
Blogger Slag said...

There's more..


His first big terrorist strike was blowing up the power supply to Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours.



One day Koranski came home from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!"

What should he see but an infidel in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the closet, pulled out his gun and put it to his head. His wife started laughing. "Don't laugh!" he screams. "You're next!"



Luckily, we should be safe from any polish terrorists trying to fly planes into our buildings. Do you have any idea how many Poles it takes to fly a plane into a building? 100,001.

One to fly the plane and the other 100,000 to move the building in front of it.

December 11, 2006  

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