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Saturday, April 29, 2006

The Hubbub Pub Crawl Challenge

CJM treated us today to a glorious tour of (mostly) historic and notable pubs and bars in Lower Manhattan. Only one thing was missing, the pints.

Therefore, today the challenge goes out. Who will be the first to drink a pint at each stop on the CJM Pub Crawl?

Of course, there will be no penalty for skipping the frenchy wine bar, or Rubyfruit, which I just have to believe is a gay bar.

The winner will be named an Honorary Poekicker (if you aren't one all ready) and be granted unlimited posting rights on The Hubbub for one month (if you don't have them already).

The crawl consists of:
    1. Pete's Tavern
    2. Old Town Bar
    3. Tavern on Jane
    4. Paris Commune Rouge Wine Bar (no penalty for skipping)
    5. White Horse Tavern (double points if you yank that Coors Light sign down)
    6. Rubyfruit (if you drink here your gay)
    7. Blue Mill Tavern
    8. Chumley's
    9. Lederhosen (a. if you wear lederhosen while drinking here you will be given 3 bonus points; b. unfortunately you will also be deducted 5 points for being gay)
    10. Barrow Street Ale House
    11. Boxer's
    12. Josie Woods Pub
    13. Grassroots Tavern
    14. Bull McCabe's
    15. Coyotes Ugly (ladies you will recieve 5 bonus points for dancing on the bar, gentlemen see 9b.)
Submit your receipts to poekicker@gmail.com

Good luck to all. Let the crawl begin!