My God!...The Lost Unpublished Quebec story pages 5-11!

This unwieldy collaboration never got published in Fordham's alternative campus newspaper, The Paper, after a staff member lost the first 4 pages. Good luck deciphering the narrative; pages 5-11 are here:
My God!...THE LOST UNPUBLISHED QUEBEC STORY pages 5-11!

See also: Quebec Winter Carnival 1985: The Uncensored Photos

For my inspiration on the Subject title, see: The Compleat Steve (scroll down to Serious Dogs)