The Friday FATWA!
posted by CJM at 6:45 AM
Friday, October 06, 2006
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10 Comments:
Was that sound byte an angry jihadist or Howard Dean?
Is there a difference?
And I just realized: WE BOTH JUST VIOLATED SHARIA LAW!!!!
DOH!
"Sharia does not allow freedom of speech on such matters as criticism of Muhammad. Such criticism is considered blasphemy against Muhammad.
The Qur'an says that Allah curses the one who harms the Prophet in this world and He connected harm of Himself to harm of the Prophet. There is no dispute that anyone who curses Allah is killed and that his curse demands that he be categorized as an unbeliever. The Judgment of the unbeliever is that he is killed. [...] There is a difference between ... harming Allah and His Messenger and harming the believers. Injuring the believers, short of murder, incurs beating and exemplary punishment. The judgement against those who harm Allah and His Prophet is more severe -- the death penalty"
My question is do we get a beating or off with the head?
Neither. You will be forced to look at porn and then flog yourself, repeatedly, all the while with Frank Zappa music blasting in the background at a volume level of 11.
Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
These go to eleven.
Speaking of eleven, its those 72 virgins that I just keep thinking about..is there an evangelical islamist branch of the catholic church I might explore?
I'm very confused...
There is a joke in there about Catholics but I AM NOT GOING THERE.
Raw, is it the one about the 72 Virgins be old catholic nuns?
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