Sunday Night Haiku

Where is the Haiku?
Why was it not here today?
What is the reason?

I like to Haiku,
Mrs. McArdle Taught me,
how to write haiku.

T.O. Came to town,
after a near death O.D.
Cowboys still suck balls..

Beer number seven,
or maybe number 10, yah?
not sure, but, good nite...