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Friday, January 19, 2007

Hubbub Question Of The Week: Man Versus Nature


How many unarmed men would it take to bring down a grizzly bear?


Grizzly Bear
Strengths:
The grizzly bear can weigh up to 1,800 pounds. The grizzly is able to stand on its hind feet. When he stands up he can be as tall as 12 feet high. The grizzly bear is very strong. He can kill a human with one swipe of his claw.

Weaknesses:
Grizzly bears do not see very well. Functionally illiterate.




Man
Strengths:
Intelligence. Ability to work in well coordinated teams. Strong fashion sense.

Weaknesses:
Lack of any natural defense mechanisms. Existential angst. Meaty aroma.











1 Comments:

Blogger CJM said...

That's easy. The answer is one. Video proof here.

January 19, 2007  

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