What My Grandpa Always Said

You say you're stubborn as a mule
And braver than a lion
Can drink booze like a camel
Without ever really trying
You say a frog is in your throat
And tell me that it's gas
But my Grandpa always said
"A Horse's Ass is a Horse's Ass"

You say that you got Rhino skin
And nothing makes you mad
A crocodile can never tear
'Cause nothing is that bad
This piggy's house is made of straw
You say it's Alcatraz
My Grandpa always said
"A Horse's Ass is a Horse's Ass"

You got your wife a-jumping hoops
And clapping like a seal
Midnight you're a tomcat
And just looking for some veal
You're patient like a vulture
When your snake is in the grass
Well, my Grandpa always said
"A Horse's Ass is a Horse's Ass"

You can eat more than an elephant
And box a kangaroo
Change like a chameleon
(I'm lost inside a zoo)
You chatter like a chimpanzee
Who's caught a large-mouth bass
My Grandpa always said
"A Horse's Ass is a Horse's Ass"