I’ll say! Lame like a high school production of Bye Bye Birdie. This isn’t supposed to be polite conversation over tea. It’s a RANT! It should go something like this: BRAD PITT IS SCREWING MY WIFE!
You got it boys. Those are RANTS! Now, to be perfectly honest, that was just an example I gave before. Angelina’s my ex-wife and Brad Pitt’s a really good guy; he’s always been nice to our son Maddox. As for a legitimate RANT…here goes: WHY THE HELL WAS I THROWN OFF THE HUBBUB?! I didn’t write anything about democracy or nuthin. Was there a Rule #4 added while I was away and busy on the set of Peace Like a River: No B-List Hollywood actors allowed? I hope not. Hope it was just an oversight. Because I got a few juicy tales still to tell. Stuff you ain’t ever gonna read in the tabloids.
Im f-in tired from walkin a new puppy the wife and kids finally beat me into agreeing to get. Who gets the g-dam 5 AM walks? ME...what the F now that the $ check cleared and 5 days into a PUPPY no-one else does a friggin thing...hey gotta run, another poop on the floor for me to clean up.
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The last couple of Friday RANTS have been kind of lame.
I’ll say! Lame like a high school production of Bye Bye Birdie. This isn’t supposed to be polite conversation over tea. It’s a RANT! It should go something like this: BRAD PITT IS SCREWING MY WIFE!
You got it boys. Those are RANTS! Now, to be perfectly honest, that was just an example I gave before. Angelina’s my ex-wife and Brad Pitt’s a really good guy; he’s always been nice to our son Maddox. As for a legitimate RANT…here goes: WHY THE HELL WAS I THROWN OFF THE HUBBUB?! I didn’t write anything about democracy or nuthin. Was there a Rule #4 added while I was away and busy on the set of Peace Like a River: No B-List Hollywood actors allowed? I hope not. Hope it was just an oversight. Because I got a few juicy tales still to tell. Stuff you ain’t ever gonna read in the tabloids.
Hey, what's with the European style date format (d.m.yy) in these comments?! This is America! And the dark days of August are over!
I am sick and tired of waiting for more Keith, give me my Richards pix fix NOW!
Im f-in tired from walkin a new puppy the wife and kids finally beat me into agreeing to get. Who gets the g-dam 5 AM walks? ME...what the F now that the $ check cleared and 5 days into a PUPPY no-one else does a friggin thing...hey gotta run, another poop on the floor for me to clean up.
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