Kelldog Reads the Stars
Weekly Horoscope October 9th
Aries: You have the energy and clout to get across your opinions this week. Others may challenge your ideas, well F**k them.
Taurus: Go ahead and indulge, you can justify just about anything if you set your mind to it. A partner may have different ideas, if so go out anyway but brush your teeth and shower before you climb into bed.
Gemini: Yes, you are feeling your wheaties, whatever that means.
Cancer: Uh, hope your ok this week. Enjoy....
Leo: Watch out, there is someone with bad intentions stalking you. Look over your shoulder when walking alone, DO NOT leave the house without neccesity beginning this week through Halloween. (Call Kelldog personal advice as listed below for more information.)
Virgo: Others trust your judgement, while you could never understand this, do your best and help out where possible. Tonight: Curb the funny stuff, rent Brians Song on DVD.
Libra: Sometimes you just need to disengage, visit your local tavern and make some new friends w the local boys. Get some balls too wimpo, invite new bar friends, Tracy, Jake and Spank over for Sunday football games on TV all day and then dinner, the wife wont mind. Play the birthday card!
Scorpio: Think before you act, it might be a first if you can achieve this...
Sagittarius: Did you ever get the sense that people think you are pushy? Well wake up and stop being so g-dammed ignorant and blind to everyone around you, you are a royal pain in the ass these days, lighten up.
Capricorn: The summer harvest is in, most farm stands have already sold out the fresh cobs. Begin to plan for the late fall lettuce and leafy greens crop. The time window is short before the first frost.
Aquarius: Dude, whats up, like , man, alls cool in your domain. Think about a trip to Manchester, England. Ever think of taking up equestrian training? Peace will rule your days this week.
Pisces: Equal rights for homosexuals are close at hand. Continue to protest for what is most important to you and your immediate needs and personal pleasure. Seize the day!
Personalized 5 Star Forecast: Call 1-800-Kelldog for your personal forecast for Love, Luck, Money, Health and Career. each call costs 99 cents per minute.
Aries: You have the energy and clout to get across your opinions this week. Others may challenge your ideas, well F**k them.
Taurus: Go ahead and indulge, you can justify just about anything if you set your mind to it. A partner may have different ideas, if so go out anyway but brush your teeth and shower before you climb into bed.
Gemini: Yes, you are feeling your wheaties, whatever that means.
Cancer: Uh, hope your ok this week. Enjoy....
Leo: Watch out, there is someone with bad intentions stalking you. Look over your shoulder when walking alone, DO NOT leave the house without neccesity beginning this week through Halloween. (Call Kelldog personal advice as listed below for more information.)
Virgo: Others trust your judgement, while you could never understand this, do your best and help out where possible. Tonight: Curb the funny stuff, rent Brians Song on DVD.
Libra: Sometimes you just need to disengage, visit your local tavern and make some new friends w the local boys. Get some balls too wimpo, invite new bar friends, Tracy, Jake and Spank over for Sunday football games on TV all day and then dinner, the wife wont mind. Play the birthday card!
Scorpio: Think before you act, it might be a first if you can achieve this...
Sagittarius: Did you ever get the sense that people think you are pushy? Well wake up and stop being so g-dammed ignorant and blind to everyone around you, you are a royal pain in the ass these days, lighten up.
Capricorn: The summer harvest is in, most farm stands have already sold out the fresh cobs. Begin to plan for the late fall lettuce and leafy greens crop. The time window is short before the first frost.
Aquarius: Dude, whats up, like , man, alls cool in your domain. Think about a trip to Manchester, England. Ever think of taking up equestrian training? Peace will rule your days this week.
Pisces: Equal rights for homosexuals are close at hand. Continue to protest for what is most important to you and your immediate needs and personal pleasure. Seize the day!
Personalized 5 Star Forecast: Call 1-800-Kelldog for your personal forecast for Love, Luck, Money, Health and Career. each call costs 99 cents per minute.
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