Ax Mrs. Chicken Pants!!!

Since I have been unable to get Greggies permission to reinstate Ax Greggie I have decided to start a whole new 21st century Advice/answer column called...You guessed it...Ax Mrs. Chicken Pants! Inspired by a chance meeting with Mrs. Chicken Pants herself.

Mrs. Chicken Pants may not be able to get to your questions right away, but she will do her best to answer them in a timely manner. She will take questions concerning anything under the sun or moon from "are aardvarks real?" (answer: Yes!) to "What the hell is a zyxnoid?" (answer: any word which a crossword puzzle solver makes up to complete the last blank) I will collect the questions and submit them to Mrs. Chicken Pants and post her replies here as often as possible. Mrs. Chicken Pants is very busy eating bugs and fending off unwanted advances from single Roosters but she has assured me that she will be able to find the time to answer questions at least once a week.

Let the questions begin!!!