Ax Mrs. Chicken Pants

Dear Mrs. Chicken Pants:
Will Dura Automotive Systems (ticker: DRRA) file Chapter 11 and, if so, when?
-CJM
Mrs. Chicken Pants Responce:
Although Mrs. Chicken Pants does not claim to be a prognosticator...she feels that if the company in question is so poorly managed that they have to file for bankruptcy; thier mismanaging will continue and the numb nuts will probably file for Chapter 12!

Dear Mrs. Chicken Pants:
What kind of computers does Bill Gates have at home?I hear he prefers Macs.
-Tico
Mrs. Chicken Pants Response:
You heard wrong. Bill Gates only uses one computer these days and it is an abacus to count all his money.

Dear Mrs. Chicken Pants:
Did Colonel Sanders really go to heaven and feed Moses and God lunch without revealing his secret herbs and spices? Just Wondering...
-Smelly
Mrs. Chicken Pants Response:
Colonel Sanders Better be burning in hell....with his secret recipe!!!!!!!

Dear Mrs. Chicken Pants:
When will MJM and Stalwart post?
-CJM
Mrs. Chicken Pants Responce:
Again...Mrs. Chicken Pants does not claim to be a prognosticator...but she suspects they will post when they are damn well ready...and not a moment before!

Dear Mrs. Chicken Pants:
Why did Mrs. Chicken Pants cross the road?
-Anonymous
Mrs. Chicken Pants Response:
Mrs. Chicken Pants has never crossed the road...but many roads have crossed her!

Please leave questions for Mrs. Chicken Pants in the Comments section of this post.
As always, Mrs. Chicken Pants is very busy eating bugs and fending off unwanted advances from single Roosters but she has assured me that she will be able to find the time to answer questions at least once a week.