Hey Babe Jump In My Car

Do beautiful women still get all googly-eyed over a four on the floor hemi V8 with a fuel-injected supercharged 450 horsepower engine? Or does a Porsche 911 Turbo with a 6 cylinder 480 horsepower engine and a top speed of 192 mph make a woman purr like the same?Does the new Corvette with it's measly 400 horsepower hamster cage still turn the sexy siren's head? Or on the other hand, does the females-sexyalis turn their head in disgust and grumble, "Well, he must have a small penis?"

THE ANSWER IS: YES!

To both. Women may make the derogatory comments, but the power of the penis on wheels still draws them into the street like flies to a dead skunk. The automobile as aphrodisiac has lost no power since it first became the weapon of choice among the malestetostoniswithhardonis with the roll out of the Model T.

Throughout the history of mankind, the automobile has held a strange but honest almost symbiotic relationship with propagation of the species. Men buy cars like fishing lures. They've made them bright shiny and whipped them up and down the streets of the city as if fly-fishing in the Colorado River ever since the fifties.

The movie American Graffiti gave us a great depiction of the 50's when traveling back and forth Main Street to hook an attractive girl. The sixties were no different only for a while it was actually cool to have a van. Ah yes the Van. Where one could actually carry his own water-bed in the back and paint flames of hot passion on the side.

But throughout the years, only the coolest of the cool had the coolest cars. There was the Gumball Rally in the 70's and of course Burt Reynolds will never be forgotten with his smokin' hot car in Smokey and the Bandit. Into the 80's and even 90's James Bond 007 always had a huge penis on wheels with more bells and whistles than Santa's Reindeer in a dog show.

And it was a distrought Tom Cruise in the nineties who told us there was no substitute when his Porsche ended up doing it's real fishing off the end of a dock in Risky Business. (But he later dined on fine tuna for having a Porsche dipped in the water.)


It's no different today. Men are still Fast and Furious to get a woman into the backseat. "Let's jump in the back seat and watch a movie" is the new answer to "wanna go to the drive-in tonight?"

The proof of the pudding is this video by perhaps the coolest of the cool drivers himself. ENJOY!