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Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Truth...

The leaders of the big beer companies meet for a drink. The president of Budweiser orders a Bud, the CEO of Miller gets a Miller, the head of Coors orders a Coors, and so on. Until it's Arthur Guinness's turn. He orders a soda.

"Why didn't you order a Guinness?" everyone asks.

Guinness replies, "If you guys aren't having beer, then neither will I."

Guinness FAQt and Folklore

2 Comments:

Blogger smelly said...

Guinness Stout is simply the greatest food product ever created by man in the history of the universe. I think I'll have one with brunch this morning. Well, we have no eggs or anything in the fridge so I guess the Guinness itself is brunch.

July 23, 2006  
Blogger CJM said...

Guinness is Goodness.
Guinness is a Good Meal.
Guinness for brunch? NEVER.
If this were ever to become a trend, the masses would soon be diluting it with orange juice and calling it Guimosa or something.
In a black and white world, Guinness is black.
Guinness is pure certainty.
You eat three meals per day: breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Guinness IS breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Guinness might be a late breakfast, but it is NEVER brunch.

July 23, 2006  

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