Ax Mrs. Chicken Pants

Mrs. Chicken Pants has not had time to answer many questions lately and lucky for here there were only two in her mail bag. This however has thrown Mrs. Chicken Pants into somewhat of a blue funk. I hope there will be a few more questions for her or she may actual up and retire.

Dear Mrs. Chicken Pants:
Dear Mrs. Chicken Pants, me and my brother want to ax you a question, what did come first, the chicken or the egg?
-Kelldog
Mrs. Chicken Pants Response:
Why the egg, of course:)



Dear Mrs. Chicken Pants:
Why is the incredible egg edible? And what happened to that goofy guy from F Troop in the commercial.
-Du4jay
Mrs. Chicken Pants response:
The Incredible Egg is edible because you can eat it. It's that simple. As for the goofy F Troop guy...Mrs. Chicken Pants assumes that you are speaking of Larry Storch... Mr. Larry Storch has just completed the film version of The Aristocrats... http://www.thearistocrats.com/





Please leave questions for Mrs. Chicken Pants in the Comments section of this post.

As always, Mrs. Chicken Pants is very busy eating bugs and finding off unwanted advances from single Roosters but she has assured me that she will be able to find the time to answer questions at least once a week.