THE TEN DUMBEST HOLIDAY BOOKS
I never know what to buy people for Christmas but here's some gift books to avoid:
10. "The Tree-Trimming Safety Manual" by Ralph Nader
9. "Just for Fun-akuh: The Complete Hannakuh Joke Book" by Maury Maccabee
8. "The Big Book of Frankincense" compiled by Time-Life
7. "We Three Stooges: The Inspiring Story of the Four Magi, Cannibalism and
Survival in the Negev Desert" by Stephen Ambrose
6. "The Ethics and Exceptions of Re-Gifting" by Noam Chomsky
5. "Pimp My Kwaanza Ride" by Kool Moe Hoopdee
4. "The History of Chestnut Roasting: Its Antecedents, Accidents and Amazing Aromas"
Ken and Ric Burns with Geoffrey Ward
3. "How to Deliver a Messianic Baby in a Stable" by Dr. Nick (Hi Everybody!)
2. "One Hundred Things You Did Not Know About Good King Wenceslus (But Were Afraid
To Ask) by Karol Wotyjla
1. "Who Pooped On Santa? The Legend of Why Kris Kringle Stopped Delivering Toys To
Zoos" by Albert Spoors
10. "The Tree-Trimming Safety Manual" by Ralph Nader
9. "Just for Fun-akuh: The Complete Hannakuh Joke Book" by Maury Maccabee
8. "The Big Book of Frankincense" compiled by Time-Life
7. "We Three Stooges: The Inspiring Story of the Four Magi, Cannibalism and
Survival in the Negev Desert" by Stephen Ambrose
6. "The Ethics and Exceptions of Re-Gifting" by Noam Chomsky
5. "Pimp My Kwaanza Ride" by Kool Moe Hoopdee
4. "The History of Chestnut Roasting: Its Antecedents, Accidents and Amazing Aromas"
Ken and Ric Burns with Geoffrey Ward
3. "How to Deliver a Messianic Baby in a Stable" by Dr. Nick (Hi Everybody!)
2. "One Hundred Things You Did Not Know About Good King Wenceslus (But Were Afraid
To Ask) by Karol Wotyjla
1. "Who Pooped On Santa? The Legend of Why Kris Kringle Stopped Delivering Toys To
Zoos" by Albert Spoors
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1 Comments:
#11: "Santa Has the Runs" a first person narrative by Little Billy who secretley caught Santa spray painting the bowl on Christmas night. The cookies and milk were untouched the next day and Daddy could not find any of his Pepto Bismol in the first floor medicine cabinet on Christmas morning. Little Billy describes how the whole house smelled like shit when the family awoke. Santa left a stinky floater and Billys brother Thomas got blamed and grounded for not flushing.
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