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Sunday, August 20, 2006

Sunday Morning Haiku


For Smelly....

Binding, twisting, pain
Innerds are turned upside down
Is he still Smelly?

Get better Mike,
We have to rock Farm Aid soon and tear up Philly.

5 Comments:

Blogger kelldog said...

Fiber is your friend
It also tastes much like Tang
Metamucil saves.

August 20, 2006  
Blogger raw62 said...

if you do not like Tang try Cleansmore. 2 pills at bed and you wake up raring to go, really!

August 21, 2006  
Blogger kelldog said...

Haiku 4U...

Colonoscopy,
a telescope up your ass,
searching for something

are the bowels all clear?
No solid food since thursday,
what meal will be first?

PB and Jelly?
One of the faves of Smelly,
This time use wheat bread.

August 21, 2006  
Blogger smelly said...

Thanks for your thoughts and gags, guys!
I just got home about two hours ago and the doctor said something really sad to me...."Go easy on the beer for awhile."

Oh, my heart, my heart, my poor broken heart....

August 22, 2006  
Blogger kelldog said...

That why God made wine AND CHEESE...

August 22, 2006  

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