More Euphemisms for "Dead", "Death" or "Died"

1. Beamed Down In A Red Shirt
2. Out-Leaned Ariel Sharon At The Tape
3. Hit For The Lipitor Side Effects Cycle
4. Groping For 70 Virgins With No Body And A Twisted Soul
5. Having A Highball At The 19th Hole With Gil Hodges
6. Entering Creak-Sound-Effects School
7. Driving An Empty U-Haul To An Eerie Cellar
8. Getting Poked By Perverted Embalmers
9. Applying For A New Dharma
10. Old Enough To Appear On Joe Franklin