RE-CEEDING HAIRLINE! (A Song Parody for the Over-40 Crowd, well, maybe some of 'em)

So, it was 100 degrees today and I was caught for a brief yet painful few moments outside without a hat on.
This song came to mind... (to the tune of Neil Diamond's "Sweet Caroline")...


Where it began
I can't begin to know it
But then I knew it was growing wrong...
Was gettin' thin
Then it became a bummer
I need a comb-over so long...

Hair...
Losing Hair...
Falling Out...
Onto me, onto you...

RE-CEEEDING HAIRLINE!
My looks never were so good!
I've been inclined!
To start wearing a hood..

(Now when I shower I...)

Look at the drain
It doesn't seem so empty
I fill it up when I shampoo...
If I use a brush
Hair runs off my shoulder
How can I brush, I'm losing you...

Hair...
Losing hair...
Falling out...
Onto me, onto you...

RE-CEEEDING HAIRLINE!
Please don't say my hair looks good!
(So Good, So Good, So Good!)
I've been inclined !
To start wearing a hood...

(etc.)