Ax Mrs. Chicken Pants

Dear Mrs. Chicken Pants: What's the difference between a ghost and a poultrygeist?
Scared shitless,

-Lucius Barnswallow McFinster

Mrs. Chicken Pants Response: Mrs. Chicken Pants suggests that you refer to the movie "Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead!" starring Jason Yachanin, Kate Graham and Allyson Sereboff. http://www.poultrygeistmovie.com/cast/

This scary and provocative movie is a prime example of the difference between ghosts and poultrygeists! Caution!!! This movie is not for any chicken shits!!!

Dear Mrs. Chicken Pants:

You tell me and my brother the egg came first, my uncle told us the Rooster cummed first and then the chicken cum and then the egg...

-Kelldog

Mrs. Chicken Pants Response:

Mrs. Chicken Pants feels that you, Kelldog, are a sick pup and should stick to getting excited about sex with your own species

Dear Mrs. Chicken Pants:

You chickens seem to keep yourself "regular". Do you have any advice for Smelly so that he keep his daily doodies?

-raw62

Mrs. Chicken Pants Response:

Mrs. Chicken Pants eats pebbles to keep regular. However, she feels this wouldn't be the way to go for humans. Her advise to Smelly, and all humans, is to eat more fried chicken after a night of drinking. This should add the necessary grease to lubricate the system so shit should flow freely!

Please leave questions for Mrs. Chicken Pants in the Comments section of this post.

As always, Mrs. Chicken Pants is very busy eating bugs and fending off unwanted advances from single Roosters but she has assured me that she will be able to find the time to answer questions at least once a week.